national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

Floor

A place where non-JoJo fans belong.

Omar: Have you seen Sword Art Online it's the greatest anime of all time !
Me, an intellectual: Please, that shit belongs on the floor

by Saint Nezar August 16, 2019

Floor

Floor is a dutch name. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out. She’s caring, funny, intelligent, adventurous and sensitive. She’s the best friend you can have, and she loves FERM.

If she’s your girlfriend take good care of her, but she needs her space sometimes. You’ll only find a Floor once in your life so you’re very lucky if you find one.

person 1: what is FERM
Floor: the coolest people ever!

by veryveryferm February 28, 2025

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.

Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.

by Floor Time February 3, 2025

dance floor imperialism

"Dance floor imperialism" refers to the phenomenon observed at social gatherings where a designated space for dancing exists. In these settings, the individuals on the dance floor often develop a deep intolerance for those who choose not to partake in dancing. Fuelled by a kind of mania, these dancers become relentless in their efforts to pressure non-dancers to join them, creating an environment where the desire to conform to the dominant dancing culture becomes almost inevitable. Dance floor imperialism manifests as an explicit expectation for everyone to participate, and non-dancers often find themselves succumbing to the relentless persuasion, inadvertently surrendering their autonomy on the dance floor.

The atmosphere on the dance floor was charged with dance floor imperialism as enthusiastic dancers actively sought to recruit non-dancers into their rhythmic domain.

by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity

I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea

by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023