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Oliver

Jesus that might be an oliver
by LoverBoy2990 May 8, 2020
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Oliver

An Oliver is a very bright person, Oliver's are very easy to speak to even when you first meet them. They make you feel welcome and are easy to make jokes with even when you've only met the 4 times. They are very attractive and their eyes are a lovely bright blue. They have really nice hair and their smile is to die for. They make you feel very special and treat you like your the only girl in the world.They make sure you are okay and you feel comfortable all the time. They will protect you at all costs and whenever you need them they will be there. They leave anything or anyone to come help you or comfort you. They have very beautiful personalities and are overall a lovely person. Olivers also have very big penis' ;)
"Oh look over there, theres a sexy boy!"
" Wow he really is, I bet his names Oliver!"
by Facemask2851 May 11, 2020
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Oliver Andersson

The definition of overweight. A very fat and heavy boy.
Wow Jimmy! You are such an Oliver Andersson.
I wish I wasn’t an Oliver Andersson... I’m so fat.
by Utermusst May 12, 2020
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Oliver

"Olivers such a simp, he left his ft call with his friends to go talk to a girl"
by squidneyflamingo May 13, 2020
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Oliver

A dickhead who does not give 2 fucks

oliver is normally a fucking stick

plus he looks like sid from ice age
oh shit its an oliver.
by nigwards jokes May 14, 2020
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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Oliver

gayest cunt in the whole fucking world
Oliver: yo what up wanna fuck me hard
horse: neigh
Oliver: moans as his cock goes inside the horses vagina
by fuckuollie May 27, 2020
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