iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

Rafter durability test

To hang your self from the rafters, usually at school

Some kid at my school did some rafter durability testing after failing math

by The fact checkers union January 21, 2021

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

Sphincterial Quiver Test

The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.

In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.

"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/

"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."

by RudeMood August 20, 2023

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022

Chinease torture test

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.

Alex likes the Chinease torture test.

by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003