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Ban Virgin

A ban virgin is a chatroom moderator that has never banned anyone from a chatroom. The reasons may include the following:
Scared that he/she may lose their power due to banning
Believes in NOT abusing powers
Enjoys the trolling
Doesn't give a shit
Actually uses the block feature
or just doesn't know how to ban people
Moderator1: hey guys!
lameguest: FUCKK YOUUUUUUUU
lameguest: I BEEE TROLLLLINNNNNNNNNN
lameguest: IM SOOO HORNYYYYYY
Moderator2: hey mod1 you ready to lose your ban virginity?
lameguest: HAHAHAHAAHAHA BANN MEE I DARE YOU!!
Moderator1: -__-
by mondorondo October 7, 2010
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The Virginity Stealer

His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!

The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.

If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.

TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!

The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
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virginal whore

the act of talking like youve done something sexual. when you really havent.
why are you talking so vulgar tonight?! its like an itch i cant scratch! youre what i call a virginal whore!
by hector r January 11, 2008
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virgin wool

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.
We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.
by Taddy February 23, 2005
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virgin sacrifice

A ritual performed at most live showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People who have never been to a live show before are virgins. Most casts will choose several virgins out of the group and do all sorts of crazy things to them.
Ann had never been to a live showing of The Rocky Horror Picture show, so she was picked to be part of the virgin sacrifice.
by Trivy December 11, 2008
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Tree Virgin

One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)
"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"

"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006
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like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"
person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
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