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county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
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Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.
"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"
by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020
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deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.
deuce is so ugly
by jadyn jones September 23, 2020
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Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"
You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em
by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003
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Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel
The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022
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Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.
The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022
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Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”
by urbansandy November 7, 2022
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