Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

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Get the Have an issue, here's a tissue.mug.

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A random comment you find in EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe.

Viewer: *Watches a video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

by anonymous January 10, 2024

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Get the Anyway, here’s a brownie recipemug.

This here

used to draw attention emphatically to someone or something.

"I've slept in this here bed for forty years"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

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Get the This heremug.

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

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