HAVIAR AIR

ITS THE BEST WORST AIR QAULITY IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE RECYCLED FROM CONDOMS.

THIS PRODUCT IS MADE IN JABOOTY.

YOU CRACK OPEN A CAN OF HAVIAR AIR ON A HOT AND MISERABLE DAY TO MAKE YOUR DAY EVEN MORE MISERABLE. HAVIAR AIR A BETTER WAY TO TELL OUR CLIENTS TO FUCK OFF.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE May 5, 2021

Air ghetto

Spirit airlines

Honey…I’m booking our flights on air ghetto!
I’m about to fly on air ghetto!

by Delta airlines August 13, 2021

air biscuit

A fartthat is usually silent. Also can be called an SBD (silent-but-deadly) Not good for people in enclosed areas.

Eww, you just floated an air biscuit!

by Inquisitor911 February 14, 2005

air head

Receiveing oral sex while flying an aircraft. Most often performed in the cockpit on the pilot. Similar to road head.

That stewardess just ran into the cockpit, must be time for air head!

by DocMaxxxey May 14, 2009

Air Cookie

The act of farting in a cupped hand and rapidly presenting it to someone

Pfft.. swish, "oh man that's sick," "What you do not like air cookies?"

by Slangdog May 27, 2009

Air Pie

When one attempts to draw the attention or initiate conversation with someone they know, only to be completely ignored, leaving the instigator looking like a total twat.

*Ryan has headphones in*

Josh- "Yooo Ryan my man how you doing?"

Ryan-

Sean- "Nice big slice of Air Pie there Josh, fancy sharing?"

Josh- "I don't even like Ryan"

by Joshwaling April 3, 2011

Fat air

n.

When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.

Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!

Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.

by goomage May 22, 2010