Speed Tump

slapping a glass so hard it breaks your hand

Person 1: Hey, why is your hand in a cast?
Person 2: I speed tumped my water bottle.

by TotallyNotAConspirator October 4, 2018

Speed

Lee.

“Lee is speed.”

by leonardodicapribro April 10, 2022

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Pussy Speed

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022

Gheto Speed

Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...

"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."

by LightingMcCream September 4, 2020