mortegrind

Mortegrind, mortegrinder, mortegrinding,

To get sexual pleasure from pushing ones privates or touching the private’s of a bereaved person, a typical manoeuvre is to give a sympathy hug from the side, thus allowing the opportunity to rub ones groin against the hip of the bereaved, whilst breaking the hug allowing your hand to accidentally brush her breasts or his buttocks/ groin.
Journalists are known to accept and even encourage the act when visiting natural disaster and conflict zones.

I could tell she was going be mortegrinding by the way she approached him from the side, the dirty little hack

by Felching masters boy November 16, 2019

mortusrhumphianate

To reflect on your actions internally learning from your mistakes and/or amending them.

Go and mortusrhumphianate on your not so oppevestrian concepts you pompous buffoon

by ThatSmartNigga17 October 27, 2019

mortipride

Proud and ashamed at the same time.

When my daughter won the wet t-shirt contest I felt mortipride.

by timsworld January 8, 2020

mortadelo

Make a Mortadelo it's a joke that consist to place your eggs in the eyes of another person and placing the penis in the nose. It's named Mortadelo in honor to the face of a Spanish cartoon (his face reminds a penis). Normally, people do Mortadelo when the victim is sleeping.

Is sleeping , lets make it a Mortadelo.

by Pratdelariba January 12, 2020

Mortifolify

A B*tch thats toxic and cant find to exept the fact that someone is better than them at something

hey man, my name in games is mortifolify
jimmy, nvm i aint playing
mortifolify,why?
jimmy,u toxic asf

by RtMr February 22, 2020

mortifolify

bad at stuff aka every thing and toxic and cant exept the fact someone is better at something

Mortifolify is always drunk bad and will he bad at school is fake anime fan

by RtMr February 22, 2020

Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020