Michael

Need a guy friend? He is the one for you. If you ever need help around the place or a smile then you can just call Michael. He is a great friend and always knows how to make people laugh. He is always at your side to keep you up and down. Even though he is hard at work he is still attractive. He is always there when you need a little boost in your day.

I need help

OH just call Michael

by Flowy Sackson May 1, 2014

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Michael Clifford

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.

"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"

by my real name HAH pwned ya!!!1! June 13, 2018

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michael

Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.

Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)

by viper2394 October 15, 2011

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Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

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Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.

"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"

by Kyle R. Chandler September 1, 2008

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