Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
by Piicasso May 26, 2012
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neon ski masks

relating to sex.
Bro I went home with a girl last night and we played with neon ski masks.
by womaninskimask March 7, 2021
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Masked Bitch

Someone pretending to be something but is really the oppisite of what they are trying to be
Ava: "Did you see sarah today? She was wearing all those clothes"

Laury "I know what a masked bitch she's so slutty!"
by Black Rock Shooter April 28, 2015
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Reverse Gas Mask

When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”

Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
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face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.
Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.
by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021
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The Vanguard Mask

In 2020, ARI JOGIEL designed and manufactured 'The Vanguard Mask" to protect our fearless front-liners.

More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
- "hey bro, did you see Freddy is looking like Batman lately".
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
by joseph alfred dom September 8, 2020
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The Masked Singer

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025
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