March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

March 2nd 2022

I'm bored

today is March 2nd 2022

by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022

March 5

March 5th is national sneaky link day! Link with you’re favorite bitch and get that good shit.

Ryan: It’s march 5th
Kayla: Otw over 👀

by dragonsass124 March 3, 2022

March 17th

National get yo self a hoe day.

Friend goes, "hey its march 17th!"
You goes, "Imma go get a hoe"
Friend "ight bet, look they got sum baddies right there"

by Big_daddy_King November 4, 2022

March 19th

A day where THE SMUTTIEST PERSON alive is born .

Wow u were born in March 19th, he must be top smutt.

by Topsmutt October 15, 2019

March 17th

National receive booty and titty pic day
A day where someone of your choice has to send you a booty and titty pic

P1: Hey it’s March 17th. You know what that means?
P2: No, what does it mean?
P1: I get a free booty and titty pic from you.
P2: Ugh. Ok fine.

by SirSheeshington January 23, 2021

march 5

national ask your crush out day! ask them out and give them flowers!

do you know what today is? it is march 5!

by chocolate pudding January 28, 2021