Mary Call

When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!

Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.

by Unknown1978 April 15, 2020

Mary Magdalene

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented

Mary Magdalene was the first to know Jesus had resurrected. What a hero!

by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020

mary kellen

Mary Kellen is the kindest girl you know! She is OBSESSED with jewelry, especially woven string bracelets. She has blonde hair and and blue eyes, but Is most definitely dumb. She makes straight A’s and is a good student. If you ever meet a Mary Kellen, make sure you hold onto her!

Person 1: Who’s that girl over there?
Person 2: That’s Mary Kellen, she has the best taste in jewelry!

by łïž May 4, 2020

Mary-Kate

She’s a super, fun, and creative girl! Everyone knows her because of her high intelligence. She’s really pretty, but has a hard time believing it herself. Has dirty blonde hair with brown eyes. You can count on this girl when you’re having a bad day and need some advice. Too awesome to handle!

Awesome=Mary-Kate

Everyone knows that by now!

by Billythegoat24593629 June 9, 2020

Mary Kate and Ashleys

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.

We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.

by blotan84 July 1, 2020

mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch 😁👍🏼 go get joaquin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!

by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020

Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020