March 30

National kiss someone day! Kiss someone you like!

Emma: hey, it's March 30 so lets kiss
Emma's crush: Ok

by jessroj July 18, 2022

March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

March 19

Today is your lucky day!You are my twin or something _march 19 is awesome_

Happy bday! Happy march 19!

by Mytwinismaybeyou November 15, 2021

March 15

Only the baddest of all baddest bitches are born on this day and can ask for whatever they want cause it's a pisces birthday

Sup its march 15

by Liam hetherington February 15, 2021

March 21

The day when your teachers have to say yes to EVERYTHING.

Student: Miss can we skip lessons?
Teacher: No
Student:But it's March 21st!
Teacher: Oh yes you can

by Mazzy63 March 6, 2022

march 31st

international day for bullying everyone named gracy

me: happy march 31st guys
gracy: hey guys how are yo-
me: haha noob!!!!

by notnicolyn March 30, 2022