The absolute mad man legend. He is amazingly strong and sexy. He is the embodiment of what god should actually be like. Legend says he only uses 0.00000000000001% of his abilities just to be fair with everyone else.
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part of a show called julie and the phantoms which literally has the hottest cast and the best songs. oml luke is literally the cutest, most talented, funniest, adorable little bean there ever was and i literally wish he were real cause he’d be so cool to hang with. and don’t even get me STARTED on his fits because omg my man know how to dress. like i’d love to borrow some of his clothes please. ugh and hes so good at singing and playing the guitar and basically at anything he does. and that guitar flip he does in that one episode is HOT.
rebecca: omg did u see the new show julie and the phantoms?
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!
stacy: yea ofc! dude luke patterson is so hot!
by makenny December 30, 2020
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Yo why did Luke davis pose naked in that weirdo.
Bro 2:
I think he needed a paycheck and some attention.
Yo why did Luke davis pose naked in that weirdo.
Bro 2:
I think he needed a paycheck and some attention.
by Almerrick77 February 18, 2015
Get the luke davis mug.A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
Get the Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? mug.To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it.
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