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by 315milky November 23, 2021
Get the Lauren mug.Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010
Get the Lauren Standriff mug.Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
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by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025
Get the dirty lauren mug.she's a loud girl that's quiet. she will be shy till she gets to know a little bit about your personality and then match it. she doesn't always mean to she just figures it'll be easier to make you like her. now don't get the wrong idea she isn't a bad person or conceited, she's just lonely. she's so beautiful, her mind wanders all day. to places only she can imagine. outside she struts like she's on the runway, even if she doesn't feel her best
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