Keep the ratio

Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount

A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”

by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

keep your pecker up

UK
Old-fashioned informal for trying to stay happy when things are difficult:

US/CA
US and Canadian slang a vulgar slang word for penis.

UK
Keep your pecker up, old chap. Things will work out in the end.

US
You're an idiot. Probably got a small pecker too.

by esoul January 3, 2024

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

Keep it stay

To keep something in place, or as it is

I put mousse in my hair to “keep it stay”.
I had to “keep it stay” while I was quarantined because of Covid.

by PrincessSugarPlum February 6, 2025

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning ".despite all the surprises life may throw at you, there's still hope"

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2017

keep the head

Used mainly in Ireland and also sometimes in the United Kingdom. Used to encourage one to be calm, cool and not to over react under pressure.

Derives from the the involuntary thoughtless movements/convulsions that chickens experience for a brief moment after having their heads choped off.

playing football and johnny scores an own goal.
Manager: "...thats alright johnny, keep the head now, come on"

by terryman July 27, 2012