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Keeping Up with Thursday

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.
This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!
by Salamander Ferret May 30, 2011
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keepass

A computer program that keeps your ass safe. Pronounced as key-pass or keep-ass.
Guy A: Did you heard of Keepass? It's a great program to write down your passwords
Guy B: Nah, I keep my ass already here...
by Skate finder June 8, 2020
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Playing for keeps

It means that you play to win without holding back—you give it your all
When team A to play a game, they warmed their opponents that they were "playing for keeps" (or playing to win)
by KanikeKen December 31, 2015
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Vagina-Keepers

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.
The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.
by Tan2016 April 27, 2019
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keeper

Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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keepin' it streets

To maintain a street attitude and live a chill, yet aggressive lifestyle.
Guy 1: Hey man, how you been?
Guy 2: Oh you know, just keepin' it streets...
Guy 1: Fo Sho
by Dallas Cloud November 11, 2007
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Keeping the mean streets mean

1. A street, defined by its ability to withstand the ways of bad bitches and Mexican drug lords. A place where children do not come to play but battle until their death, where harlots lie and the po-po die. The act of maintaining your mean streets' reputation, the areas the tourists avoid.

2. Putting on a poncho, sombrero, and fake mustache and walking the streets.
In Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia; Zoe works hard keeping the mean streets mean.
by vivalasmexico November 1, 2013
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