genetic jungle

An adjective, to describe an individual as a fuckin Animal. To describe someone who is ballistically, indescribably on edge in which suprises one mind on the amount of chaotic energy one presumes. Also to describe a fuckin retard.

- When this inbred honkey-muppet son came to me talking on some crazy special needs shit, all I can think to myself is “That boy’s a Genetic Jungle”
- After seeing Johnqurious Johnson Jr. Punch the basketball coach in the face, the college scout said “that boy is a Genetic Jungle”

by CNastyCSwiggs December 16, 2024

Jungle Bottle

A bottle you keep in the shower, used to squirt water at your arse hole, so you don't get an itchy ring.

"I've got a right itchy arse hole!"
"Get yourself a jungle bottle then"

by Fuck it all! January 1, 2012

Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 4, 2021

jungle smart

an alternative to street smart, but relating to knowledge about the tropical, forest, nature, etc.

This is definition is inspired by Alexia St(upid)erescu.

You need jungle smart to capable of surviving in the jungles.

by narclas September 12, 2017

Jungle Casual

The style of dress where a Jungle themed button up shirt is worn with white pants and a white hat.

Some people go to festivals in casual, casually ready for some festival going but then other people show up to festivals in jungle casual, casually ready for the jungle.

by mcdisease October 6, 2023

jungle juice

mixing everything in your parents liquor cabinet into a water bottle in order to steal alcohol without being noticed. usually tastes like hand sanitizer and sheet metal.

yo, you wanna drink some jungle juice?

bet, im boutta get lit

by 123890567 November 30, 2021

Bloody Jungle

The Bloody Jungle is the act of eating a someone's unshaven womanhood while they are on their period.
It may also apply to any case where a woman's period blood has made a fair amount of contact with their pubes.

"Oooh man, look at that. She's got a bloody jungle."
"If you've got balls mate you'll give her the bloody jungle."

by GazXs March 4, 2019