clean and jerk

Immediately prior to climax during sex, withdrawing the penis clean and then discharging a hot wad of man juice onto the partner's body.

The woman is always whining about how she wanted more kids, I was like, but pregnancy is so not hot right now! So I did the clean and jerk bukkake style. That'll learn her.

by teh vampire November 15, 2005

flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.

That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.

by Dorothy VanWellingham May 24, 2006

Circle Jerk

A drunk party game usually held by pretentious management and their toadies at certain seafood resteraunts in Florida: a mutual masterbation occasion, oftimes capped off (anchored) by a dyke.

That Pat the Dyke is good at startin' off the circle jerk.

by Jhitny Jr. April 7, 2004

chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

Earth Jerk

When a girl digs a hole and you lay down in it. She then covers you until only your erect penis is sticking out of the ground and starts to jerk you off.

I was so drunk last night I let a girl give me a earth jerk 2 feet under.

by jerksmcgee June 8, 2011

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021

Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.

fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd

by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010