Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022
If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.
What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats
What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats
by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022
A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 05, 2023
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by JakkeyWags March 13, 2014
by MeestaBoosta December 19, 2022
Jacob and Layla are dating
by ArianaIsYes June 02, 2022