charlie jordan

Somehow, still a virgin.

Oh man, that guy is SOOOO Charlie Jordan.

by 7D Guru April 22, 2019

Jordan Lipscomb

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.

Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).

by FashionBlogger123 March 27, 2019

Deanna Jordan

FLAT

Sophie Your Not Flat Your Deanna Jordan

by Big Bèn June 2, 2019

jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Airhead Jordan

An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.

We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

jordan little

A hot hunk of junk with cow meat that he got from his daddy alex. he is the second from alex and matches his hot masculinity. Jordan Little is good with his tongue and fast with his fingers. he also fucks the shit out of his chair in his room.

Girl 1: Bitch have you seen Jordan Little naked?
Girl 2: No but I heard his meat is bigger than Alex’s but Alex is still daddy!!!!

by mihhtnbeb January 2, 2020