irish penants

Military slang for the little threads that are found protruding from new uniforms around the seams & buttons. Can also be applied to new suits in the civilian sector.

The drill instructor said to get scissors and clip off all the irish penants on your uniform.

by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008

irish omelette

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.

" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "

by 408 Ninjas PSA May 11, 2006

irish sunrise

Wake up, puke, shower and get on with your day.

I got shitfaced with Sean Last night and woke up to an Irish sunrise.

by NekiNecro March 11, 2019

irish chicken

An accidental theoretical construct in the brain of someone who is not paying full attention to the conversation.

Dude 1: I was in O'Neills last night and there was this gorgeous Irish chick in there.

Dude 2: What's an Irish chicken?

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Irish Spring

When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.

When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.

When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.

yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day

she hasnt called me since

by Jubb June 6, 2011

Irish Up

To take a shower using Irish Spring body wash, replenishing your daily supply of irishness. Even if you're not Irish you can still have the freshness of Ireland.

Also works with the bar soap.

After a hard day of work, I like to irish up, down some shots of jameson and take home two chicks from the bar.

by part irishman September 10, 2009

Irish Six-Pack

The act of bringing a six-pack of beer to a party with only five beers left in it, because you drank one before you got there.

Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*

by Fejj June 13, 2018