night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 27, 2021

Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .

I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.

by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021

Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

Peach Wood

When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.

Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.

by Larry Legend November 4, 2019

Oliver Wood

The Batman of Tamworth

"Oliver Wood is him."

by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023

Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022