Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011

stink gooch

Another word for an asshole

I hope she lets me eat her stink gooch tonight

by knockey knocker June 5, 2024

Everything but the bitch's stink!

A phrase shouted in frustration when a partner is willing to do just about anything but anal.

Girlfriend: Let's try something special tonight... *bats eyelashes*

Boyfriend: How about I pork you in the dumper?

Girlfriend: I was thinking something more like vaginal fisting followed by risky breath play.

Boyfriend: Fuck! Everything but the bitch's stink!

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Stink button

Female or male anus.
Butt hole.

Got a promotion at work, my birthday is this weekend, Paul is definetly getting his stink button push in with ma fun switch.

by Paul Ingle is gay November 9, 2016

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

stink blink

when there's literal shit on your eye lid and you say it is eye shadow or when your eyeshadow looks like literal shit

you look like you have a stink blink.

by too real tho 80 May 18, 2020

sex stink

the smell you emit after a round of dirty stinky sex

you can smell the sex stink off her from a mile away, she must've banged Micheal this morning

by lfgrichard February 3, 2014