Hornymonal

When you get horny while hormonal either by menstruation or pregnancy.

"That hornymonal bitch Tania is in heat!"

"My girlfriend Jessica always gets hornymonal when she's on the rag."

by Jessania August 31, 2013

horph

What a moose wears on its head is called a horph.

"Wow, just look at those horphs!"
"Did you see that girl on Halloween? She had some mighty horphs on her head.

by Juliahasamoose November 2, 2013

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

Horny Mirage

You think you spot an attractive woman or man while riding or driving from a distance, but as you move closer you realize it's just a sign post or a light pole.

(eyes widening as he approaches)"oh it's just a horny mirage"

by babyzorilla July 30, 2015

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

horny

Put your dick in a vaccum cleaner and you'll find out

Boi this is how it is, you are Horny.

by SirPuddles March 2, 2017

horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017