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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
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Hey

It's a word
Guy 1: HEY, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!
Guy 2: Hell no man.
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Hey

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Hey

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Hei

The common way of saying Hi or Hello in Finland
Hei kaikki, toivottavasti sinulla on hieno päivä
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Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.
“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
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so fast hey

so fast hey is an adj or an ad, for nonsense fast person for declaration about the same as his fastness. We are in love as Khayyam and lovers as active as Michael, and happier when we are Christie(Burg) eventually, and no body lets us may be possibly.
I render this under taker has been too /so fast hey/in putting, in us had put a memorial: He did never put the coffin,s door on top of the spirit lost man of us. Never it could be.
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