Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.

You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."

by dointricksonit April 1, 2025

Goonbusters

A team of people who you call when you have a son who has a goon problem and you don't want to have the coversation with them.

Dave has a massive Goon problem, we need to call the goonbusters

by DonKedikk April 3, 2025

Goonbait

When someone is trying to provoke you sexually

Your totally goonbaiting me Samantha

by Televen_pmo_malaka April 4, 2025

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025