Green Jacket

The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket

Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud

by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019

green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

Green booty

A bitch with a green skin disorder on a females cheeks is called Green booty.

I had a pool party and my friend went under tha water with his goggles and looked at this bitches booty and she had green booty

by Big T & B-rad. May 15, 2008

Green Gumballs

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.

"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!

by jessie34 May 19, 2007

green olives

A type of olive that grows on trees, usually pitted and stuffed with pimentos. Also stuffed with other foods such as garlic, bleu cheese, jalepino peppers, onions, etc.. The best food ever, goes good with any meal, used a lot in martinis. According to Phil, green olives are better than an orgasm in heaven!

Phil: What's for dinner mom?

Mom: Green Olives!

Phil: YESSS!!! You're the best mom EVER!

by Philly Cheeze #9 June 20, 2008

Green Gay

A popular term used by people to insult the punk-rock band Green Day. Although it has been debunked, people still continue to use it as a mock towards Green Day fans.

"Green Day, more like Green Gay."
"The members are bisexual you absolute fucking walnut."
"Oh."

by Billie Joe Armstrong March 11, 2018

Green Death

Original flavored Nyquil. The green one.

Oh man I'm about to pass out,I just had a swig of the green death.

by Roach28 February 9, 2008