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Girlfriend

A pet name for your vagina
"I'm going to get some tonight I better go shave my girlfriend!"
by LexiLee December 6, 2007
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girlfriend

a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
by Steve-o59 July 23, 2007
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gURLfriend

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.
I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.
by zardoz88 December 12, 2009
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girlfriend

some member of the female persuasion who currently has the benefit or misfortune depending on your perspective to be sleeping with me.
"yes thats the girlfriend I'm shagging tonight"
by 3 meter skis April 25, 2007
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Girlfriend stalker

A person who facestalks his or her friend's girlfriend
Yo, dude, shetty is such a GFS ( Girlfriend stalker)
by Rabbi Gralla October 18, 2009
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girlfriend material

1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion

2. the precursor to a keeper
Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.
by supernicii March 16, 2021
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Uhuh Girlfriend!

when a girl responses to her friend,(who is a girl) in many different cases.
Friend: "I just bombed my French test!Did you fail it too?"

"Uhuh girlfriend! I got a 98!"
by Bippidi Boppidi May 30, 2008
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