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by f00tb4ll July 10, 2021
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Football

Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother
You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.
by DrAxolotl February 6, 2021
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Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 11, 2024
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Footbally

my team and i are very footbally
by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016
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footbal

you're footbal.
by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.
"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!
by CrapGhost July 17, 2021
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Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.
Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?
by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025
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