Flat Soda

A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?

Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!

by The Bizzle 1978 April 23, 2014

flatballer

to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete "baller" or "balla". Someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.

aka Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is trying to be cool like Will but he is a Flatballer

by flatballerexpress November 25, 2009

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat

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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022

Flat earther

Flat Earthers are people who discovered the earth is flat by looking at the evidence and not at the sophism presented by the globbies. If you look you'll find all the "proof" for a round earth doesn't exist.
Funny how globbies say that flat earthers live in the dark ages when most of flat Earth arguments are valid, reasonable and they seem to match with reality
Yes, I thought it was as stupid as you are probably thinking right now but when you research it and see the evidence for yourself then there is no going back.
Search Eric Dubay 200 proofs

Indoctrinated baller' hey have you seen the ISS docking
Me; ISS doesn't exist. If it did someone would have footage of going to it and a 360 video inside of it.(you see a 360 pan doesn't exist in space). Furthermore the crew are all Freemasons that swear in the oath of secrecy to come on board. Not to mention the ISS supposedly travels at 17000mph meaning it would go to extreme cold to exteme heat in minutes. I'm a flat earther you see.

by Flatearth July 29, 2017

Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 27, 2008

Flat head

When your banging a girl and you fuck her so hard she hits her head on the top of the bed.

Ross I gave my girl a flat head last nigh.

by Jeff wood August 5, 2017