flying fairy fagot punk niger bitch

It's the all the degrading words you can call a guy when pissed at him! If he's been locked up before trust me anything with punk and bitch in it will definitely get under his skin

Need I say more?!!

Girlfriend: god i hate you you are such a flying fairy fagot punk Niger bitch!!!

Boyfriend: "silently" knocks girlfriend out

by Juju84bee September 21, 2020

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

An in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time

"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation

by Expressionism Empress May 1, 2023

Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Pizza Fairy

Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.

Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!

by cheesebunny December 19, 2020

compliment fairy

One who frequently gives unsolicited compliments, usually (though, not necessarily) indicating their romantic interest.

He mentioned three times how much he liked my hair. He was being a compliment fairy.

by anonymous December 12, 2020