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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.
Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits
by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020
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Green-Eyed-Bull

a sexual position only done by professionals where as the girl back bends onto the while the boy is sitting, and thrusting inside of her. a very complex position.
Guy 1: hey do you know kim? she gave me a green-eyed-bull
Guy 2: what really? your kidding.
by AnassaLovesYou March 30, 2015
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(EI)

Extra intelligence is Exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range
Extra intelligence is the exceptional cognitive capabilities or intellectual capacity that goes beyond normal range (EI)
by Scott Scott July 10, 2024
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snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word
by eyed turtle March 27, 2021
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Bok-eyed pass

The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.

Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
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one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005
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