ethan heshka

a man that sleeps on a bed of cement, but denies ever nutting in their before.

ethan heshka is are back again.

by KSI1209r7034704 December 10, 2019

Ethan peacock

extremely short unattractive small apenditched cunt whom enjoys sucking his own fallice

my names Ethan peacock and i have micropenis

by conzy paz August 5, 2019

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Pulled a Ethan

its when you friend goes to your party to hook up with your ex girlfriend

yikes

dude i Pulled a Ethan yesterday

by Kuunai May 12, 2019

ethan small

A person with a great attitude, nice, funny, kind, plays football, and trumpet in band, if you ever meet an “ethan small” keep him, just don’t take mine- babygirlll💓

Ethan Small is such a hottie.

by cubanshrek October 13, 2019

Ethan Gagnier

An all around amazing guy and gagnier means winner in French. His favourite number 69 and he loves to duck you beach.

Ethan Gagnier is a great guy

by Duck your beach June 9, 2018

ETHAN DOLAN

The hottest man on the planet🥵🥵🥵 Can cut apple with that damn jaw line. Don’t get me started on his hair🥵🥵🥵 And his smile like come on😭😭😭

IS THIS ROOM GETTING HOTTER OR DID ETHAN DOLAN JUST WALK IN???

by Ethandolanisfineaf March 16, 2019