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English Pharmacy

1. N.- A pharmacy located in the country of England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts inserting both his penis and testicles into another man or woman's anus. Variation, see: English Medicine Cabinet
1. My they have such a wide selection at the local English pharmacy.

2. Fuck that, I'm only trying that English Pharmacy thing once!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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english vice

Mistress Catherine is heavily into "The English Vice". Her collection of canes would make any school master proud!
by Le Marteau July 7, 2009
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Commonwealth English

Commonwealth English is the name for a mythical variety of English which is only defined as “not U.S.”, and ignores the fact that the Commonwealth of Nations is an international organization whose membership changes regularly.

There is no such distinct variety defined by either accent, vocabulary, or spelling and orthography. English within the Commonwealth of Nations is diverse – for example, Canadian English is more closely related to (U.S.) American English than to any other variety – while English dialects can cross the bounds of the Commonwealth, like Irish English, spoken in the Republic of Ireland which is left the Commonwealth a half-century ago, and in Northern Ireland a part of the United Kingdom, a charter member of the Commonwealth of Nations.
Here in Ottawa we speak and write Commonwealth English, same as in Auckland, Karachi, London, and Singapore.
by Michael Zed February 24, 2009
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Minority Engineering

1.The act of repairing or fixing an object without the means or resources needed for the repair; with the purpose of keeping it operational until somebody else comes along and breaks it so its their fault, or until one can take it to someone who can legitimately fix the problem. 2. The politically correct term for "nigger rigged."
Guy 1: How did you fix your car without getting it to the mechanic?

Guy 2: Oh I minority engineered it with some zip ties and electrical tape. I take it in some time next week.

The minority engineering used on the pipes will hold up for a week or so
by Cashtangoteam April 13, 2011
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v8 engine

The solution to all of the worlds problems, besides fuel economy. Traditionally used American Muscle cars. (The best cars in the world) Known for being really powerful, heavy, torque-y, and fast.

Often seen destroying rice burners' wimpy 4 cylinders and V6's.

Rice burner: My Honda Civic Type R-S 4/5 Twin V-TEC J.AP is gonna own anything. It runs 17 second quarter miles!

Hot Rodder: My 454 V8 Big Block has 700 HP and runs 9 second quarter miles.
V8 V8 Engine Power Speed torque 454 427 350 Big block Small block
by BigMac33 January 5, 2014
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English Bob

General name given to English ex pats living in South East Asia. They will often manage bars, restaurants or go go clubs and will spend their time sipping beer and telling anyone who will listen how large their penis is.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.
That guy was a right English Bob, he wouldnt stop talking about his penis.

Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.
by Arthur Montford's Lovechild February 11, 2010
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english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.
Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?
by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007
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