Dutch Carrot

When you're fucking your girl on her period, then you stick it in her ass and she farts on your dick giving it a slight orange tinge when you pull out.

"bro, my girl's on her period, what should I do? "

"give her the good ol' dutch carrot, ya lad. "

by Special sausage_101 June 13, 2018

Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).

Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!

by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015

Dutch Solo

Too jerk off whilst taking a shit

I was late for work today so to save time I just gave myself a Dutch Solo, it was great

by DrBallsMcGee August 20, 2010

dutch repitition

jacking someone else off in repitition

1.. 2. 1....2....1....2 done we did a dutch repitition

by freddy extra p March 25, 2010

dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016

dutch shmegma

When you're having sex and your partner takes a shit on your shmegma-encrusted penis, turning your shmegma brown and appetizing for your partner to eat. If he or she pleases.

I received a Dutch Shmegma

by a_fucking_sloth_lizard August 30, 2016

Dutch bag

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

by Cisco March 2, 2005