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douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.
Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.
by owee March 3, 2010
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Drop Douche

When the guitarist or bassist in your bands guitar is obviously out of tune, yet they keep playing anyways thinking there's nothing wrong with it.
Dude tune your guitar and stop playing in drop douche.

Person 1: That sounds terrible!
Person 2: Thats cuz he's playing in drop douche.
by outoftune July 10, 2009
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Douche Bag

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.
After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.
by darKARooo April 18, 2009
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touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016
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Douche Bag

Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.

This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!
by The Pile driving perve June 5, 2010
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Metro Douche

A male who you think is homosexual but is actually an arrogant prick who cares a lot about his appearance
Did you see George today?
Yea he totally took 3 hours to get ready and we were late for the game, in which he all snobby and arrogant!
Dude he was such a Metro douche!
by Dumbledorn September 16, 2009
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Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
by that guync30 May 27, 2010
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