ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

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Dong e a fong

Ur dumb

Bitch are u dong e a fong?

by Ljdaruler December 23, 2022

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ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

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All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

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Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

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