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hayden's dick

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr
son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"
by tallman 76 April 3, 2022
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The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.
by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021
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Turd-dick

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 18, 2010
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Point Dick

a very small amount of something , like 0.01 or 0.1 grams on a scale
John: Yo how much weed you got left?
Mary: Oh we got just about point dick left.
by iamreallygodlike December 20, 2009
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Dub Dick

Getting a boyfriend or hooking up with an ugly/weird guy who you would normally dub but you're with him out of desperation.
Person 1: Damn.. how does Kate always have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Kate gets Dub Dick ... she goes after the clearance section boys.
by Vanita January 17, 2018
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Dick-piece

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.
"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."
by DB0380 September 14, 2009
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dick mirror

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.
Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.
by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010
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