sloppy dallas

Oral sex where the person giving head has a mouth full of dip.

McNasty: "Have you seen the guacamole?"
TheDoo: "I used it to give Blarg a sloppy dallas!"

by TrinityFour October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob, preferably given by a southern man that owns at least 1 John Deere 100 Series Lawn Tractor. which is given with a mouth full of dip.

Last night this man on Omegle wanted to give me a Sloppy Dallas

by SentByeSNIPPINGSOUP October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you receive a blowjob from a girl with a mouth full of dip.

Yo, Doobrah was a total freak last night, she gave me a good ole sloppy Dallas with some Copenhagen

by SupremePasty October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where a women sucks a mans dick while packing a fat lip

Yeah good ol Betsy gave a Sloppy Dallas behind the bar yesterday

by Neglected_chink October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob with a mouth full of chewing tobacco.

Dooo gave me a Sloppy Dallas list night, I got dip all over my dick an’ balls

by Canadianthrashmetalkid04 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is the act of getting a blowjob, while her mouth is full of chewing tobacco.

Sarah gave me a sloppy dallas last night, my dick still looks like shit from all the dip spit she left on there!

by no royals October 15, 2020

Dallas

Has the biggest dick on earth, and when you touch it/suck it you'll die from poison.

Person #1: Did you suck Dallas last night?

Person#2: Yes, but I died.

by SuckMyDickDallas March 11, 2022