Rebound Crush

The person who you have a crush on right after being horribly rejected by your primary crush.

"So you like Nicole now? Is she your rebound crush?"
"Yeah I want someone else to fantas- I mean focus on after being horribly rejected by Kate."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

ball crusher

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.

Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.

by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007

crush

The #1 cause of death, most commonly in teenagers. In other words, it means that you have some sort of maddening obsession over a boy or girl and you just CAN'T stop thinking about them. Oh, and you 'like' them. Lots. Like, 'like like'.

Donna had a crush on this boy down the street. He was your regular, cute, boy that seemed just perfect for her. The crush got so insane that she was starting to think she was having obsession problems and resorted to going to see a shrink.

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010

dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.

Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.

by minges and all April 15, 2003

Crush

A kick-ass bottled soda pop made in orange, grape, and strawberry flavors. Comes in six-packs.

I drank nine bottles of Crush today.

by Keijiro October 29, 2005

Crush Day

Crush day is where you ask out ur crush and spend the day with them

Guy: Hey today is Crush day
Girl:cool
Girl 2:what's crush day
Girl and boy:WHAT YOU DONT KNOW
girl 2:no sorry
Guy: crush day is where u ask out your crush and spend day with them
Girl 2:Ohhh okay

by Constance L. Clinton October 27, 2019