animal crossing pocket camp

the free version of animal crossing: new horizons, for the people who can't afford to buy a switch

1: bro have you gotten animal crossing new horizons yet?
2: nah bro im broke so i can only afford to play animal crossing pocket camp
1: damn bro i feel you

by lovjour May 6, 2020

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a 2020 game by Nintendo. This game is the first major Animal Crossing game released for the Nintendo Switch.

The gameplay is similar to the previous Animal Crossing games, which is a life simulator set in real time, where you can catch bugs, customize your home, and more.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has saved my life from the burning quarantine.

by The7Guy August 25, 2020

Criss Cross Pussy Sauce

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.

So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!

by Snipedog22 July 4, 2019

animal crossing city folk

This game is the third in the series. it includes new silver tools and a city you can go to and try to get more popular and more villagers. but in the tradition of all animal crossing games. you are trying to gain money to pay off your debt to that fucking raccoon tom nook. i hate him. but it features more fish and bugs. in my opinion it is the best game in the series

i just got 3000 bells from a red snaper on animal crossing city folk

by Psycho Mantiz January 16, 2009

Cross Eyed Cricket

being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket

Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.

That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket

by UrbanGuys February 6, 2015

Animal crossing rage

when you lose a shark in animal crossing and want to smash the game into bits

''i got the WORST animal crossing rage yesterday!''

by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020

Animal Crossing : New Horizons

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)

*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok

by Ch1ck3nNugg3t February 10, 2021