No-caked

To be dehired in such a manner that there is no celebratory cake or ANY FURTHER MENTION of the person who has been disappeared.

Common At call centers, eg minacs

ant; Caked ... moved on to better patures voluntarily

Employee 1: What happened to Johnny ?
Employee 2: Shhhhhh he got no-caked Friday, he was late again
Employee 1: yeah? but there was a Blizzard!
Employee 2; yeah, guess he should have called in sick instead like the rest of us.

by Jaccusetoi December 24, 2005

Bewb cake

an MMORPG player who makes a total asshat of themselves in crowded areas of the gane

computerdude_21 is being a bewb cake

by deadbolt_21 March 6, 2010

Dry Cake

A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.

Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake

by wtso1 February 21, 2012

builder's cake

A being (especially female) who wears far too much make-up, usually foundation, for it to have any positive effect. The "builder's" part of the phrase refers to the foundation, and the "cake" refers to the amount of foundation.

Damn! Look at Sabrina; she's such a builder's cake.

by Josh Byrnes September 6, 2005

On that like pound cake

A classy way to announce that your interested when somebody attractive comes along that you would desire to have intercourse with.

Dang! That's a fine looking buttox! I'm on that like pound cake.

by Crassandwich February 25, 2014

german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.

Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?

by CassiusKing October 16, 2017

big fat chocolate cake

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

by jockerty May 2, 2019