small catholic college in the middle of bumfuck PA, mostly kids that play sports, and that get stupid lit on the weekends, lots of beef between the soccer and football kids, and will always be better than Wilkes University (the pussy school up franklin street)
by Kings Barre March 9, 2021
Get the King’s Collegemug. Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"
by warhorse2533 December 18, 2008
Get the cornell collegemug. College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
Get the college morningmug. A beautiful college located in the mountains of southern VA. Where you can either sit in chapman and bitch about how much fun you're not having or get out there and join a club or organization that will broaden you're college experience. Keep it American with ΘXE or fancy with ZΘE. Make sure Officer Wells is on duty and you have a ride or a descent pair of shoes on when leaving trollville. Always make sure the guy your hitting on don't have a girl, bitches don't play. But beware of the mischief and mayhem that may be caused when hanging out with the wrong people... Most of all make sure the shit you talk can be backed up, cause we kill bitches for less where we come from.
Lucy: "Ay yo girr, what we doing tonight at Ferrum College?"
Jennifer: "Let's see what the ZΘE girls are doing tonight, they go super fuckin hard in the paint."
Lucy: "I just got a text, Trollville is poppin'."
Jennifer: "I got the burnettes if you got the sprite!!"
in unison: "LEGGOOOO!!!"
Jennifer: "Let's see what the ZΘE girls are doing tonight, they go super fuckin hard in the paint."
Lucy: "I just got a text, Trollville is poppin'."
Jennifer: "I got the burnettes if you got the sprite!!"
in unison: "LEGGOOOO!!!"
by lilbbyamerica July 25, 2011
Get the Ferrum Collegemug. Augustana College is a school in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The schools is made up mostly of Athlete-Students and everyone that is not is most likely a Sioux Falls resident or a complete weirdo. This school is known for having extremely bullshit rules and having a extremely high amount of ugly women. Once you attend this school your standards will drop and you will develop a new code known as "Augie Hot", in which girls at the school are only "hot" becuase they attend Augustana and that if they were in the real world they would not even be looked at in a room full of mexican hookers. If you are looking for a party scene this is definately not the school for you, every weekend when you go somewhere you see the same kids everytime and all you will drink is Phillips Vodka, Ron Diaz rum, and Keystone Light. If you are looking for a true college experence this is definately not the school for you.
One dude said to another dude at a party at Augustana College, "That girl isn't even Augie Hot and i got my Beer Gogs on."
by SoDakRepresent January 4, 2010
Get the Augustana Collegemug. Person 1: Hey! What's that school in southern Indiana with all the rich white kids?
Person 2: Oh, Hanover College?
Person 1: Yeah! That's the one.
Person 2: Oh, Hanover College?
Person 1: Yeah! That's the one.
by Not A Rich White Kid April 22, 2014
Get the hanover collegemug. Augsburg continues to reflect the commitment and dedication of the founders who believed:
An Augsburg education should be preparation for service in community and church;
Education should have a solid liberal arts core with a practical dimension in order to send out productive, creative, and successful citizens;
The city -- with all its excitement, challenges, and diversity -- is an unequaled learning laboratory for Augsburg students.
Augsburg is a quality liberal arts institution set in the heart of a great metropolitan center. There are now almost 18,000 Augsburg alumni. In a world that has changed much since those first days of the College, Augsburg still sends out graduates who make a difference where they live and work.
In addition to undergraduate liberal arts and sciences Augsburg offers master’s degree programs in business, education, leadership, nursing, physician assistant studies, and social work. Augsburg also offers graduate and undergraduate level nursing courses as well as supporting degree courses through its Rochester Program based in Rochester, Minnesota
An Augsburg education should be preparation for service in community and church;
Education should have a solid liberal arts core with a practical dimension in order to send out productive, creative, and successful citizens;
The city -- with all its excitement, challenges, and diversity -- is an unequaled learning laboratory for Augsburg students.
Augsburg is a quality liberal arts institution set in the heart of a great metropolitan center. There are now almost 18,000 Augsburg alumni. In a world that has changed much since those first days of the College, Augsburg still sends out graduates who make a difference where they live and work.
In addition to undergraduate liberal arts and sciences Augsburg offers master’s degree programs in business, education, leadership, nursing, physician assistant studies, and social work. Augsburg also offers graduate and undergraduate level nursing courses as well as supporting degree courses through its Rochester Program based in Rochester, Minnesota
Augsburg College
by Augsburg College March 24, 2009
Get the Augsburg Collegemug.