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Closet Latino

A person that denies their latino heritage.
A Closet Latino is a person who denies his/her descent.
by redline May 16, 2006
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don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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closet hoe

a hoe who thinks she is a secret hoe and that no one knows she is a hoe but when in reality everyone knows that bitch is a hoe
omg look a that closet hoe walking like she got a dick in her booty
by cece_watson January 11, 2015
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Closet Homophobe

1.) Somebody who hates homosexuals, but either is in denial or doesn't tell anyone.

2.) Somebody who hates closet homosexuals. They can have admitted it, or be in denial/won't tell anyone.
1.)

Person 1: Woah, did you hear about Person 3 putting a bomb in the gay bar?

Person 2: Yeah! I didn't know he was a homophobe!

Person 1: He must be a closet homophobe.

2.)

Person A: Oh my goodness! Someone just shot and killed Justin Bieber!

Bieber Fan: NOOOO! I hate closet homophobes!
by Venumuz August 9, 2012
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close friends

We use to be close friends now shes my bitch.
by Seren April 22, 2005
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Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.
I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.
by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018
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Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
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