the girl in my english class

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

by thanks! February 3, 2018

advisory class

a class in high school which happens every day and is pretty much mandatory detention, teachers pretend to like it but really even they think it's bullshit

i hope i dont have to supervise an advisory class this year, i hate supervising detention!

by almostdone June 11, 2011

muscular class

Complimentary name for the working class, especially people who do physical work.

American are tired of politicians who look down on the middle and muscular class.

by anonymous October 24, 2020

can class

it is used as a sentence filler to express common agreement

can class

by helloclass September 24, 2018

italian class

im in it...... right now........ WHATS UP DHAR MANN FAM B).......... um anyway bye yall <3

im in italian class yea super cool

by alcos<3 March 31, 2022

getting ready for class

waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.

Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.

by Link Hudgens February 18, 2009

history class

Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.

About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???

by QuacksO April 11, 2019