chelini

One could define this as a half horse half rock with a ginormous ego

Chelini is a great creature

by Dayumxx September 29, 2022

Mischevious Chalice

the unlucky occurance of your cup running away or dumping it's contents in your lap to make it appear you have urinated.

Tim: let's go buy some lemonade from the neighbor kids stand.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

Ciancaglini Chili

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.

"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"

by Billy4Philly July 16, 2019

clit chili

Made like chili with beef, only substitute severed clitoris’ in place of the beef. A midwestern spin on a Tex-mex favorite.

Serve me up a piping hot bowl of Doris’ clit chili, now would ya, Vern?

by RickyPacific September 19, 2020

Greenlee Chili

A delicious variation of Texas chili resplendent with various types of beans and chock-full of tomatoes (and even sweet potatoes if you are feisty). Usually served with avocado, green onions and sour cream. Generally considered the official food Texas Libertarians.

My good pal Chuck cooked up some fantastic Greenlee Chili on his electric range.

by Tiz_the_Lawyer October 21, 2020