Chavs

Let's just simply say... the biggest gang of twat-faced douchebags you are ever likely to meet.

They think burberry is "da bomb"...

...newsflash... it just isn't.

Also see Chavettes aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to:

*get on your fucking nerves!

*flunk their grades

*think that vanilla ice is "cool"

*use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance

*have huge egos

*play their crappy music from their cellphones... they
usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good

*they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good

*mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define

*spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes

*spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony)

*just fucking spit everywhere

Example of chavs language: aint seen ya in fuckin' time, where ya fuckin' bin, fuckin' this, fuckin' that.

Advice:

*DO NOT BECOME ONE

*JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T

by Emma aka. Chica!!! July 25, 2008

Chavette

A chavette is the female equal to a chav.

They are spotted for having a council house facelift or hair tyed back with loads of mouse and or hairspray. They wear big hoop earings and necklaces with the clown or doll on. They sometimes wear 'stripy jumpers'-(fred perry, henry lloyd etc) they usually smoke fatall to teenage pregnacys and speak the chav language they also wear rockports and burberry purfume etc

by Lucy January 10, 2005

chavo guerero

One of the most underrated wrestlers in the wwe today. This guy has done a lot for his company and is currently making appearances on smackdown.

chavo guerero is a former wwe world cruiserweight champion as well as a numerous time wwe tag team champion with the late great eddie guerero.

by shane diaz July 14, 2006

Chavsda

Generic term for a place where a chav does the weekly shop in the UK. Formed by the combination of the words Chav and Asda.

Look at the state of that chav, I bet he's off to chavsda to buy chicken nuggets and curly fires.

I'm just off to chavsda to get some stella.

by Arron Clements April 3, 2005

Chavacino

AKA:
Cheap Shit

Definition:
A lukewarm bottle of white lightning cider - normally warm from weeks of hiding under some young chav's bed, or a couple of hours sitting between the La Coste wrapped legs of a chav waiting in his den (McDonalds) to come out at night and 'go over the park'.

"I had a proper good chavacino last night, I got well smashed on it."
"The closest you'll ever get to culture is a chavacino."
"I had so much chavacino I threw up burburry vomit..."

by Rhythm May 13, 2005

Chavanese

The official language of chavs.

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.

by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

chavscum

Ive been attacked by chavs twice second time badly both for no reason so i think i have a right to say there mean bastards that dont seem to have any empathy for anyone even there mates. There prejudice bastards like the ku klux klan(hated black people and if there are still any still do) I dont think chavs can be classified as human to be honest because there so prejudice. Oh and EXTREMELY rare for them to pick a fair fight usually its 7 on 1. If you see a chav walking alone which is also very rare you can be sure that he'll shit himself if you go up to him. Oh and if you ask me i think alot of them seem to have retarded mouth problem cos there mouths look like gorrilaz and they cant speak english or they wouldnt spell thick fick lol.

Chavscum ring leader: come on then u fukin statin
Chavscum minions: attack wen he attacks

by jake mog November 29, 2007