cakin'

To talk to a fine female with a nice booty.

Mike kept cakin with that fine breezy.

by tom molamein May 13, 2005

Log Cabin

A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.

I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin

by Filthy Jew January 13, 2005

Calvin

A person that is welsh, and shits in a pot for a living and gets bullied at school so he has to get home schooled.
also he loves cock up his anus and likes to do a spitroast with boys.
He also plays on xbox for a living and is a fat slooooth.
he is fat and has rips in his jeans because his legs are too obese. and as he lives on benefits they couldnt get any more and they were sold out at the charity shop.
he usually tries to bully people to try and make himself feel better but it just backfires at him and gets a bomb to the face.
also you can add him on xbox Ninja Eu and you can terrorize him, he has more rollbacks than asda and has goofier teeth than the twin towers,
his head is the same shape as a mushroom and has numerous chins with stretch marks, even his eyebrows have rolls. He has hair down to his ballsack as he cant cutt and cant go into a barber as he sticks of shit and he doesnt have a bath.

A welsh person is called calvin

by Chill Techniq November 27, 2012

Cakin

1. Smoking Weed.
2. Making Money,
3. Cuddling.
4. Hitting On Fat People,
5. Eating Way To Much.
6. Chocolate Wasted,

1. Are we on for our cake session tonight?
2. I just finished cakin.
3. Cake, cake, cake !
4. After this imma cake.

by BossBri July 25, 2014

Caint

The stretch of skin bewtween the anus and vagina of a feline.

1. The cat is licking its caint. 2. You really need a shower because you smell like my cat's caint.

by Georgia Surfer February 19, 2014

Caking

Caking means to have raw sex

"Damn, I hope my girl isn't pregnant, we were caking last night"

by Bamyamdamn November 7, 2016

Calvin

Retarded dog

The Calvin is hot

by Urgay69 February 9, 2019